Patty Duffek
Nude

The Southern California suburbs that sprawl out from the hub of Los Angeles are blessed with a wealth of natural resources, the richest among them being the enormous God-crafted chest appendages of Patty Duffek. Patty and her plentiful cakes are natives of Woodland Hills, an outlying bedroom community where Bunnies are known to hop through the hillocks and glades. It came as no surprise, then, that Patty’s super stack should bounce into prominence as the May 1984 Playmate in that magazine most favored by randy rabbits, Playboy. Next came a three-film career as an action hero among a team of gorgeous lady crime fighters. The good gals always win in Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987), Savage Beach (1989), and Picasso Trigger (1989). And viewers always win too, because the ladies do their crime fighting naked. It’s a good thing too, since these were the only three movies Patty and her fatties appeared in. As “Pattycakes” (how clever) Patty takes her top off in the Hawaiian one while explaining that you have to exercise everyday to look like she does. Sorry, ladies. Plenty of athletes exercise 365 days a year, but never develop those massive mams. Picasso has her bathing in a bubble bath, making sure (unlike every other movie out there) her boobs stick above the water line. Sorry Pablo, Guernica is good but we like art inspired by those types of bombs! Finally, in Savage Beach she joins a lineup of well endowed women lounging topless in a pool, like some sort of choose your own big titted broad adventure novel. Later she changes out of her top, for a little solo look, in case you were too distracted by seeing so much mammage at once. Soon after her work for Andy Sidaris, Patty left show business and became a social worker. While it’s great she’s been helping people, we can’t help but think of how many decades of sexcapades we missed out on. Patty, what Duffek?